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McClaughry: Solving the border crisis

Here’s my solution: Release every immigrant family into the custody of one of the Americans who are protesting the conditions at the border facilities. That American will take responsibility for and assist the families and post a $10,000 bond that the family will actually show up when summoned to the immigration court.

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Credit agency: Show me the people, Vermont!

The good news: one of the top major credit agencies applauded Vermont’s legislators for recognizing that Vermont has a population problem. The bad news: that same credit agency said that it would still downgrade Vermont’s bond rating from a perfect AAA bond rating to AA+.